Saturday, March 17, 2012

Page FB Yang Lebih Style Untuk Blog


Sesetengah blogger ada yang mempunyai facebook page untuk blognya. Tidak kira apa tujuan page tersebut, kebiasaannya ianya berkaitan dengan blog. Tutorial kali ini akan menunjukkan cara meletakkan page facebook dalam blog, tetapi bukan dengan design biasa.



Kalau sebelum ini widget yang dinamakan 'facemask' ini didapati di wordpress, kini blogger yang mengunakan platform blogger.com juga boleh menggunakannya.

Tutorial meletakkan page ini adalah seperti berikut.

1. Dari dashboard > design > add a gadget > HTML/javascript.

2. Copy dan paste code di bawah kedalam ruangan HTML/javascript dan ubah seperti yang dinyatakan dalan nota di bawah.



<center>
<iframe style="height:250px; width:85%; " scrolling="no" frameborder="0"href="

URL PAGE

"src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/fan.php?id=

NO ID PAGE

&width=292&height=250&connections=25&stream=false&header=false&logobar=false&css=https://sites.google.com/site/unwanted86/javascript/fblike.css" ></iframe></center><center><iframe src="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=

URL PAGE

&send=false&layout=standard&width=292&show_faces=false&action=like&colorscheme=light&font&height=40" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:250px; height:40px;" allowtransparency="true"></iframe></center><p align="right"> <small><a href="http://tutorialuntukblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/page-fb-yang-lebih-style-untuk-blog.html">Get tutorial here </a></small></p>



Nota:

a)Gantikan url page dengan url page anda.
Bagaimana hendak dapatkan url page.?



b) Gantikan No ID page dengan no ID page anda.
Bagaimana hendak dapatkan ID page.?

Daripada page, klik pada 'edit info', kemudian daripada paparan yang muncul akan anda no di url, itu adalah No ID page anda.




3. Apabila selesai gantikan yang berkenaan, save dan lihat hasilnya.:)

Operation: Fuckup by the Jolly Roger


This is a guide for Anarchists and can be funny for non-believers and 12
and 13 year old runts, and can be a lexicon of deadly knowledge for True
Anarchists... Serious damage is intended to be dealt here. Do not try
this stuff unless you want to do a lot of serious Anarchy.
[Simulation]
Asshole - 'Listen, you little teenager punk shit, shut the fuck up, or I'll
knock you down!'
Anarchist - 'O.K.....You can't say I didn't warn you. You don't know my
rue power...' (soooo casually)
Asshole - 'Well, er, what do you mean? Anarchist - '<demoniac grin>'
As you can see, the Anarchist knows something that this asshole doesn't...

[Operation Fuckup]
Geta wheel barrel or two. Fill with gasoline. Get 16 rolls of toilet
paper, unroll & drench in the gasoline. Rip to shreds in gasoline. Get
asbestos gloves. Light a flare (to be punk), grab glob of
saturated toilet paper (you can ignite the glob or not). Throw either
flaming or dripping glob into:
any window (picture is the best)
front doors
rough grain siding
and best of all, brick walls.
First of all, this bitch is near impossible to get off once dried, and
is a terror to people inside when lit! After this... during the
night, get a pickup truck, a few wheel-barrels, and a dozen friends with
shovels. The pickup can be used only for transporting people
and equipment, or doing that, and carting all the dirt. When it gets
around 12:00 (after the loser goes beddie - bye), dig a gargantuan hole
in his front yard until about 3:00. You can either assign three or four
of your friends to cart the dirt ten miles away in the pickup-bed, or
bury his front door in 15' of dirt! After that is done, get
three or four buckets of tar, and coat his windows. You can make an
added twist by igniting the tar when you are all done and ready to
run! That is if the loser has a house. If he lives inside an apartment
building, you must direct the attack more toward his car, and front door.
I usually start out when he goes to work...I find out what his cheap car
looks like, and memorize it for future abuse...It is always fun to paint
his front door (apt.) hot pink with purple polka-dots, and off-neon
colors in diagonal stripes. You can also pound a few hundred or so four
inch nails into his front door (this looks like somebody really
doesn't like you from the inside). Another great is to fill his keyhole
with liquid steel so that after the bastard closes his door - the
only way to get back in is to break it down. If you can spare it, leave
him an axe - that is, implanted three inches into, and through the door!
Now, this next one is difficult, but one of the best! Get a piece of wood
siding that will more than cover his front door completely. Nail two by
fours on the edges of the siding (all except the bottom) so you have
a barge - like contraption. Make a hole at the top that will be large
enough for a cement slide. Mix about six or seven LARGE bags of QUICK
drying cement. Use the cement slide to fill the antichamber created by
the 'barge' that is around his door. Use more two by fours to brace
your little cement-filled barge, and let the little gem dry. When it is,
remove the 'barge' so only a stone monolith remains that covers his door.
Use any remaining cement to make a base around this so he can't just push
it over. When I did this, he called the fire department, and they thought
he meant wood, so they brought axes. I watched with a few dozen or so
other tenants, and laughed my damn ass off! This is only his door! After
he parks his car for the night, the fun really begins...I start out
by opening up the car by jamming a very thin, but loack - inside and out!
Then proceed to put orange-juice syrup all over the seats, so after he
gets through all the other shit that you do, he will have the stickiest
seats in the world. You can then get a few Sunday papers, and crack one of
the windows about four inches. Lightly crumple the papers, and continue to
completely fill the inside of his car with the newspapers. A copy of the
Sunday New York Times will nicely fill a Volkeswagon! What is also quite
amusing is to put his car on cinder blocks, slash his tires at the top, and
fill them with cement! Leave the cinder blocks there so that, after he
knocks the car off of them, he will get about 3 miles to the gallon with
those tires, and do 0 to 60 in about two minutes! It is even more
hilarious when he doesn't know why the hell why! Another is to open his
hood, and then run a few wires from the sparkplugs to the METAL body.
The sure is one HOT car when it is running! Now, I like to pour two pounds
of sugar down his gas tank. If this doesn't blow every gasket in his
engine it will do something called 'carmelizing his engine'. This is when
the extreme heat turns the sugar to carmel, and you literally must
completely take the engine out and apart, and clean each and every
individual part!
Well, if this asshole does not get the message, you had better start to
get serious. If this guide was used properly & as it was intended (no,
not as kindling for the fire), this asshole will either move far away,
seek professional psychological help, commit suicide,
or all of the above!

                               -----------Exodus----------


Disable Right Click



Adakah anda tidak suka orang lain mengambil apa sahaja kandungan dalam blog anda.?
Dan pada masa yang sama anda tidak suka dengan kod² yang berserabut yang perlu di edit dalam 'edit html'. Kini ada cara mudah untuk realisasikan hasrat anda.:)

Kenapa Perlu Disable Right Click.?
Kebiasaannya,seseorang pemilik blog akan menggunakan fungsi ini untuk megelakkan orang lain mengambil apa yang ada dalam blog mereka. Samada tidak senang ayat mereka ditiru bulat² (copy paste), ataupun untuk mengelakkan bandwidth habis digunakan. Kebiasaan alasan yang aku selalu baca adalah kerana ada orang yang copy entri mereka bulat².

Berikut adalah contoh msg yang akan keluar apabila anda aktifkan disable right click


Disable Right Click dalam blog



Berikut adalah cara yang mudah untuk menggunakan fungsi ini.


1. Copy kod ini.

<script language=JavaScript>
<!--


//edit by unwanted




var message="Masukkan Mesej Anda Disini";


///////////////////////////////////
function clickIE4(){
if (event.button==2){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}


function clickNS4(e){
if (document.layers||document.getElementById&&!document.all){
if (e.which==2||e.which==3){
alert(message);
return false;
}
}
}


if (document.layers){
document.captureEvents(Event.MOUSEDOWN);
document.onmousedown=clickNS4;
}
else if (document.all&&!document.getElementById){
document.onmousedown=clickIE4;
}


document.oncontextmenu=new Function("alert(message);return false")


// -->
</script>


2. Paste pada "HTML/javascript" dalam blog anda.
Dashboard >Layout>Add a Page element >html/javascript. Kalau masih kurang jelas, klik sini.



Apabila sudah siap, save dan lihat kesannya pada blog anda.:)

Objek Berpusing Keliling Mouse



Bagaimana anda gayakan mouse bagi pengunjung yang mengunjungi blog anda.? Adakah anda biarkan secara default atau lakukan pengubahsuaian.?
Sebelum ini terdapat beberapa tutorial seperti bubble, sparkle, atau following star.

Dan kali ini, satu lagi ubahsuai yang anda boleh lakukan, iaitu objek berpusing keliling mouse seperti gambar di bawah


Anda juga blog melihat contoh di blog demo ini

Tutorial di bawah.

1. Dari dashboard > design > add a gadget > HTML/javascript.

2. Copy dan paste kod di bawah ke dalam ruangan HTML/javascript yang anda buka.
(tidak faham.?)



<script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">

var xCol = "#FF0000";
var yCol = "#FFFF00";
var zCol = "#0000FF";

var n = 6; //number of dots per trail.
var t = 40; //setTimeout speed.
var s = 0.2; //effect speed.

var r,h,w;
var d = document;
var my = 10;
var mx = 10;
var stp = 0;
var evn = 360/3;
var vx = new Array();
var vy = new Array();
var vz = new Array();
var dy = new Array();
var dx = new Array();

var pix = "px";

var strictmod = ((document.compatMode) &&
document.compatMode.indexOf("CSS") != -1);

var domWw = (typeof window.innerWidth == "number");
var domSy = (typeof window.pageYOffset == "number");
var idx = d.getElementsByTagName('div').length;

for (i = 0; i < n; i++)
{
var dims = (i+1)/2;
d.write('<div id="x'+(idx+i)+'" style="position:absolute;'
+'top:0px;left:0px;width:'+dims+'px;height:'+dims+'px;'
+'background-color:'+xCol+';font-size:'+dims+'px"><\/div>'
+'<div id="y'+(idx+i)+'" style="position:absolute;top:0px;'
+'left:0px;width:'+dims+'px;height:'+dims+'px;'
+'background-color:'+yCol+';font-size:'+dims+'px"><\/div>'
+'<div id="z'+(idx+i)+'" style="position:absolute;top:0px;'
+'left:0px;width:'+dims+'px;height:'+dims+'px;'
+'background-color:'+zCol+';font-size:'+dims+'px"><\/div>');
}

if (domWw) r = window;
else
{
if (d.documentElement &&
typeof d.documentElement.clientWidth == "number" &&
d.documentElement.clientWidth != 0)
r = d.documentElement;
else
{
if (d.body && typeof d.body.clientWidth == "number")
r = d.body;
}
}

function winsize()
{
var oh,sy,ow,sx,rh,rw;
if (domWw)
{
if (d.documentElement && d.defaultView &&
typeof d.defaultView.scrollMaxY == "number")
{
oh = d.documentElement.offsetHeight;
sy = d.defaultView.scrollMaxY;
ow = d.documentElement.offsetWidth;
sx = d.defaultView.scrollMaxX;
rh = oh-sy;
rw = ow-sx;
}
else
{
rh = r.innerHeight;
rw = r.innerWidth;
}
h = rh;
w = rw;
}
else
{
h = r.clientHeight;
w = r.clientWidth;
}
}

function scrl(yx)
{
var y,x;
if (domSy)
{
y = r.pageYOffset;
x = r.pageXOffset;
}
else
{
y = r.scrollTop;
x = r.scrollLeft;
}
return (yx == 0)?y:x;
}

function mouse(e)
{
var msy = (domSy)?window.pageYOffset:0;
if (!e) e = window.event;
if (typeof e.pageY == 'number')
{
my = e.pageY - msy + 16;
mx = e.pageX + 6;
}
else
{
my = e.clientY - msy + 16;
mx = e.clientX + 6;
}
if (my > h-65) my = h-65;
if (mx > w-50) mx = w-50;
}

function assgn()
{
for (j = 0; j < 3; j++)
{
dy[j] = my + 50 * Math.cos(stp+j*evn*Math.PI/180) *

Math.sin((stp+j*25)/2) + scrl(0) + pix;
dx[j] = mx + 50 * Math.sin(stp+j*evn*Math.PI/180) *

Math.sin((stp+j*25)/2) * Math.sin(stp/4) + pix;
}
stp+=s;

for (i = 0; i < n; i++)
{
if (i < n-1)
{
vx[i].top = vx[i+1].top; vx[i].left = vx[i+1].left;
vy[i].top = vy[i+1].top; vy[i].left = vy[i+1].left;
vz[i].top = vz[i+1].top; vz[i].left = vz[i+1].left;
}
else
{
vx[i].top = dy[0]; vx[i].left = dx[0];
vy[i].top = dy[1]; vy[i].left = dx[1];
vz[i].top = dy[2]; vz[i].left = dx[2];
}
}
setTimeout(assgn,t);
}

function init()
{
for (i = 0; i < n; i++)
{
vx[i] = document.getElementById("x"+(idx+i)).style;
vy[i] = document.getElementById("y"+(idx+i)).style;
vz[i] = document.getElementById("z"+(idx+i)).style;
}
winsize();
assgn();
}

if (window.addEventListener)
{
window.addEventListener("resize",winsize,false);
window.addEventListener("load",init,false);
document.addEventListener("mousemove",mouse,false);
}
else
if (window.attachEvent)
{
window.attachEvent("onload",init);
document.attachEvent("onmousemove",mouse);
window.attachEvent("onresize",winsize);
}
</script>


3. Save dan lihat hasilnya.

TAMBAHAN.

i) Bagi sesiapa yang tukar warna objek tersebut, boleh tukar pada kod ini.
(mencari kod warna.?)
var xCol = "#FF0000";
var yCol = "#FFFF00";
var zCol = "#0000FF";


ii) Kod ini memerlukan anda menggunakan layout template.

sumber

Nitroglycerin Recipe by the Jolly Roger


Like all chemists I must advise you all to take the greatest care
and caution when you are doing this.  Even if you have made this stuff
before.
This first article will give you information on making
nitroglyerin, the basic ingredient in a lot of explosives such as
straight dynamites, and geletin dynamites.
Making nitroglycerin
1. Fill a 75-milliliter beaker to the 13 ml. Level with fuming
   red nitric acid, of 98% pure concentration.
2. Place the beaker in an ice bath and allow to cool below room
   temp.
3. After it has cooled, add to it three times the amount of
   fuming sulferic acid (99% h2so4).  In other words, add to the
   now-cool fuming nitric acid 39 ml. Of fuming sulferic acid.
   When mixing any acids, always do it slowly and carefully to
   avoid splattering.
4. When the two are mixed, lower thier temp. By adding more ice
   to the bath, about 10-15 degrees centigrade. (Use a
   mercury-operated thermometer)
5. When the acid solution has cooled to the desired temperature,
   it is ready for the glycerin. The glycerin must be added in
   small amounts using a medicine dropper.  (Read this step about
   10 times!)  Glycerin is added slowly and carefully (i mean
   careful!) Until the entire surface of the acid it covered with
   it.
6. This is a dangerous point since the nitration will take place
   as soon as the glycerin is added. The nitration will produce
   heat, so the solution must be kept below 30 degrees
   centigrade! If the solution should go above 30 degrees,
   immediately dump the solution into the ice bath!  This will
   insure that it does not go off in your face!
7. For the first ten minutes of nitration, the mixture should be
   gently stirred.  In a normal reaction the nitroglycerin will
   form as a layer on top of the acid solution, while the sulferic
   acid will absorb the excess water.
8. After the nitration has taken place, and the nitroglycerin has
   formed on the top of the solution, the entire beaker should be
   transferred slowly and carefully to another beaker of water.
   When this is done the nitroglycerin will settle at the bottem
   so the other acids can be drained away.
9. After removing as much acid as posible without disturbing the
   nitroglycerin, remove the nitroglycerin with an eyedropper and
   place it in a bicarbonate of soda (sodium bicarbonate in case
   you didn't know) solution.  The sodium is an alkalai and will
   nuetralize much of the acid remaining. This process should be
   repeated as much as necesarry using blue litmus paper to check
   for the presence of acid.  The remaining acid only makes the
   nitroglycerin more unstable than it already is.
10. Finally! The final step is to remove the nitroglycerin from
    the bicarbonate.  His is done with and eye- dropper, slowly
    and carefully.  The usual test to see if nitration has been
    successful is to place one drop of the nitroglycerin on metal
    and ignite it.  If it is true nitroglycerin it will burn with
    a clear blue flame.
** Caution **
Nitro is very sensative to decomposition, heating dropping, or
jarring, and may explode if left undisturbed and cool.
                              ---------Exodus--------


Napalm (Another way to make it...) by the Jolly Roger



   (See file #021 of Cookbook IV for an easy way to make it!!)

About the best fire bomb is napalm. It has a thick consistancy,
like jam and is best for use on vehilces or buildings.
Napalms is simply one part gasoline and one part soap. The soap is
either soap flakes or shredded bar soap. Detergents won't do.
The gasoline must be heated in order for the soap to melt. The
usual way is with a double boiler where the top part has at least a
two-quart capicity. The water in the bottom part is brought to a boil
and the double boiler is taken from the stove and carried to where
there is no flame.
Then one part, by volume, of gasoline is put in the top part and
allowed to heat as much as it will and the soap is added and the mess
is stirred until it thickens. A better way to heat gasoline is to fill
a bathtub with water as hot as you can get it. It will hold its heat
longer and permit a much larger container than will the double boiler.

                                ------------Exodus-----------


Blue Box courtesy of the Jolly Roger


To quote Karl Marx, blue boxing has always been the most noble form of
phreaking. As opposed to such things as using an MCI code to make a free
fone call, which is merely mindless pseudo-phreaking, blue boxing
is actual interaction with the Bell System toll network.
It is likewise advisable to be more cautious when blue boxing, but the
careful phreak will not be caught, regardless of what type of switching
system he is under.
In this part, I will explain how and why blue boxing works, as well as
where. In later parts, I will give more practical information for blue
boxing and routing information. To begin with, blue boxing is simply
communicating with trunks. Trunks must not be confused with subscriber
lines (or "customer loops") which are standard telefone lines. Trunks are
those lines that connect central offices. Now, when trunks are not in
use (i.e., idle or "on-hook" state) they have 2600Hz applied to them. If
they are two-way trunks, there is 2600Hz in both directions. When a trunk
IS in use (busy or "off-hook" state), the 2600Hz is removed from the side
that is off-hook. The 2600Hz is therefore known as a supervisory
signal, because it indicates the status of a trunk; on hook (tone) or
off-hook (no tone). Note also that 2600Hz denoted SF (single frequency)
signalling and is "in-band." This is very important. "In-band" means that
is within the band of frequencies that may be transmitted over normal
telefone lines. Other SF signals, such as 3700Hz are used also. However,
they cannot be carried over the telefone network normally (they are
"out-of-band" and are therefore not able to be taken advantage of as
2600Hz is. Back to trunks. Let's take a hypothetical phone call. You pick
up your fone and dial 1+806-258-1234 (your good friend in Amarillo, Texas).
For ease, we'll assume that you are on #5 Crossbar switching and not in the
806 area. Your central office (CO) would recognize that 806 is a foreign
NPA, so it would route the call to the toll centre that serves you.
[For the sake of accuracy here, and for the more experienced readers,
note that the CO in question is a class 5 with LAMA that uses out-of-band
SF supervisory signalling]. Depending on where you are in the country,
the call would leave your toll centre (on more trunks) to another toll
centre, or office of higher "rank". Then it would be routed to central
office 806-258 eventually and the call would be completed.

            Illustration
A---CO1-------TC1------TC2----CO2----B

A.... you
CO1=your central office
TC1.. your toll office.
TC2.. toll office in Amarillo.
CO2.. 806-258 central office.
B.... your friend (806-258-1234)

In this situation it would be realistic to say that CO2 uses SF
in-band (2600Hz) signalling, while all the others use out-of-band signal-
ling (3700Hz). If you don't understand this, don't worry. I am pointing
this out merely for the sake of accuracy. The point is that while you
are connected to 806-258-1234, all those trunks from YOUR central office
(CO1) to the 806-258 central office (CO2) do *NOT* have 2600Hz on them,
indicating to the Bell equipment that a call is in progress and the trunks
are in use.
Now let's say you're tired of talking to your friend in Amarillo, so you
send a 2600Hz down the line. This tone travels down the line to your
friend's central office (CO2) where it is detected. However, that CO thinks
that the 2600Hz is originating from Bell equipment, indicating to it
that you've hung up, and thus the trunks are once again idle (with 2600Hz
present on them). But actually, you have not hung up, you have fooled the
equipment atyour friend's CO into thinking you have. Thus,it disconnects
him and resets the equipment to prepare for the next call. All this happens
very quickly (300-800ms for step-by-step equipment and 150-400ms for other
equipment). When you stop sending 2600Hz (after about a second), the
equipment thinks that another call is coming towards
--> on hook, no tone -->off hook.
Now that you've stopped sending 2600Hz, several things happen:

1) A trunk is seized.
2) A "wink" is sent to the CALLING end from the CALLED end indicating that
the CALLED end (trunk) is not ready to receive digits yet.
3) A register is found and attached to the CALLED end of the trunk within
about two seconds (max).
4) A start-dial signal is sent to the CALLING end from the CALLED end
indicating that the CALLED end is ready to receive digits.
Now, all of this is pretty much transparent to the blue boxer. All he
really hears when these four things happen is a <beep><kerchunk>. So,
seizure of a trunk would go something like this:

1> Send a 2600Hz
2> Terminate 2600Hz after 1-2 secs.
3> [beep][kerchunk]

Once this happens, you are connected to a tandem that is ready to obey your
every command. The next step is to send signalling information in order to
place your call. For this you must simulate the signalling used by
operators and automatic toll-dialing equipment for use on trunks. There are
mainly two systems, DP and MF. However, DP went out with the dinosaurs, so
I'll only discuss MF signalling. MF (multi-frequency) signalling is the
signalling used by the majority of the inter- and intra-lata network. It is
also used in international dialing known as the CCITT no.5 system.
MF signals consist of 7 frequecies, beginning with 700Hz and separated by
200Hz. A different set of two of the 7 frequencies represent the digits 0
thru 9, plus an additional 5 special keys. The frequencies and uses are as
follows:

Frequencies (Hz)  Domestic    Int'l
-------------------------------------
 700+900             1          1
 700+1100            2          2
 900+1100            3          3
 700+1300            4          4
 900+1300            5          5
1100+1300            6          6
 700+1500            7          7
 900+1500            8          8
1100+1500            9          9
1300+1500            0          0
 700+1700           ST3p       Code 1
 900+1700           STp        Code 1
1100+1700           KP         KP1
1300+1700           ST2p       KP2
1500+1700           ST         ST
 The timing of all the MF signals is a nominal 60ms, except for KP, which
should have a duration of 100ms. There should also be a 60ms silent period
between digits. This is very flexible however, and most Bell equipment will
accept outrageous timings. In addition to the standard uses
listed above, MF pulsing also has expanded usages known as "expanded
inband signalling" that include such things as coin collect, coin return,
ringback, operator attached, and operator attached, and operator
released. KP2, code 11, and code 12 and the ST_ps (STart "primes" all have
special uses which will be mentioned only briefly here.
To complete a call using a blue box once seizure of a trunk has been
accomplished by sending 2600Hz and pausing for the <beep><kerchunk>, one
must first send a KP. This readies the register for the digits that follow.
For a standard domestic call, the KP would be followed by either 7 digits
(if the call were in the same NPA as the seized trunk) or 10 digits (if the
call were not in the same NPA as the seized trunk). [Exactly like dialing
normal fone call]. Following either the KP and 7 or 10 digits, a STart is
sent to signify that no more digits follow. Example of a complete call:

1> Dial 1-806-258-1234
2> wait for a call-progress indication (such as ring,busy,recording,etc.)
3> Send 2600Hz for about 1 second.
4> Wait for about ll-progress indication (such as ring,busy,recording,etc.)
5> Send KP+305+994+9966+ST
The call will then connect if everything was done properly. Note that if a
call to an 806 number were being placed in the same situation, the are code
would be omitted and only KP + seven digits + ST would be sent.
Code 11 and code 12 are used in international calling to request
certain types of operators. KP2 is used in international calling to route a
call other than by way of the normal route, whether for economic or
equipment reasons. STp, ST2p, and ST3p (prime, two prime, and three prime)
are used in TSPS signalling to indicate calling type of call (such as
coin-direct dialing.

It all started here...................  Exodus

The Myth of the 2600hz Detector courtesy of the Jolly Roger


    (Imported from the Apple ][ so forgive the upper case!!)

JUST ABOUT EVERYONE I TALK TO THESE DAYS ABOUT ESS SEEMS TO BE SCARED
WITLESS ABOUT THE 2600HZ DETECTOR. I DON'T KNOW WHO THOUGHT THIS ONE UP,
BUT IT SIMPLY DOES NOT EXIST. SO MANY OF YOU PEOPLE WHINE ABOUT THIS SO
-CALLED PHREAK CATCHING DEVICE FOR NO REASON.
SOMEONE WITH AT&T SAID THEY HAD IT TO CATCH PHREAKERS.  THIS WAS JUST TO
SCARE THE BLUE-BOXERS ENOUGH TO MAKE THEM QUIT BOXING FREE CALLS.
I'M NOT SAYING ESS IS WITHOUT ITS HANG-UPS, EITHER. ONE THING THAT ESS CAN
DETECT READILY IS THE KICK-BACK THAT THE TRUNK CIRCUITRY SENDS BACK TO THE
ESS MACHINE WHEN YOUR LITTLE 2600HZ TONE RESETS THE TOLL TRUNK. AFTER AN
ESS DETECTS A KICKBACK IT TURNS AN M-F DETECTOR ON AND RECORDES ANY M-F
TONES X-MITTED.

---------------------------------------
   DEFEATING THE KICK-BACK DETECTOR
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

AS MENTIONED IN MY PREVIOUS NOTE, KICK-BACK DETECTION CAN BE A SERIOUS
NUISANCE TO ANYONE INTERESTED IN GAINING CONTROL OF A TRUNK LINE.
THE EASIEST WAY TO BY-PASS THIS DETECTION CIRCUITRY IS NOT REALLY
BY-PASSING IT AT ALL, IT IS JUST LETTING THE KICK-BACK GET DETECTED ON
SOME OTHER LINE. THIS OTHER LINE IS YOUR LOCAL MCI, SPRINT, OR OTHER LONG
DISTANCE CARRIER (EXCEPT AT&T).  THE ONLY CATCH IS THAT THE SERVICE
YOU USE MUST NOT DISCONNECT THE LINE WHEN YOU HIT THE 2600HZ TONE.
THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT:  CALL UP YOUR LOCAL EXTENDER, PUT IN THE CODE,
AND DIAL A NUMBER IN THE 601 AREA CODE AND THE 644 EXCHANGE. LOTS OF OTHER
EXCHANGES WORK ACROSS THE COUNTRY, I'M SURE, BUT THIS IS THE ONLY ONE
THAT I HAVE FOUND SO FAR.  ANYWAY, WHEN IT STARTS RINGING, SIMPLY HIT
2600HZ AND YOU'LL HEAR THE KICK-BACK, (KA-CHIRP, OR WHATEVER). THEN YOU ARE
READY TO DIAL WHOEVER YOU WANT (CONFERENCES, INWARD, ROUTE AND RATE,
OVERSEAS, ETC.) FROM THE TRUNK LINE IN OPERATOR TONES! SINCE BLOWING
2600HZ DOESN'T MAKE YOU YOU A PHREAKER UNTIL THE TOLL EQUIPMENT RESETS
THE LINE, KICKBACK DETECTION IS THE METHOD AT&T CHOOSES (FOR NOW)
THIS INFORMATION COMES AS A RESULT OF MY EXPERIMENTS & EXPERIENCE AND
HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY LOCAL AT&T EMPLOYEES I HAVE AS ACQUAINTANCES.
THEY COULD ONLY SAY THAT THIS IS TRUE FOR MY AREA, BUT WERE PRETTY SURE
THAT THE SAME IDEA IS IMPLEMENTED ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

=======================================

NOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO ACCESS A TRUNK LINE OR AS OPERATORS SAY A LOOP, I
WILL TELL YOU THE MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH IT.
HERE IS A LIST OF AT&T SERVICES ACCESSIBLE TO YOU BY USING A BLUE BOX.

A/C+101    TOLL SWITCHING
A/C+121    INWARD OPERATOR
A/C+131    INFORMATION
A/C+141    ROUTE & RATE OP.
A/C+11501  MOBILE OPERATOR
A/C+11521  MOBILE OPERATOR

STARTING CONFERANCES:---------------------

THIS IS ONE THE MOST USEFUL ATTRIBUTES OF BLUE BOXING. NOW THE CONFS.
ARE UP 24 HOURS/DAY AND 7 DAYS/WEEK AND THE BILLING LINES ARE BEING
BILLED.
SINCE I BELEIVE THE ABOVE IS TRUE (ABOUT THE BILLING LINES BEING BILLED)
I WOULD RECOMMEND THAT YOU NEVER LET YOUR # SHOW UP ON THE CONF. IF YOU
STARTED IT, PUT IT ON A LOOP AND THEN CALL THE LOOP. ENOUGH
BULLSHIT!!!!! TO START THE CONF. DIAL ONE OF THESE THREE NUMBERS IN
M-F WHILE YOU ARE ON THE TRUNK.
213+080+XXXX
XXXX=1050,3050
SPECIAL XXXX=1000,1100,1200,1500,2200,2500.
THESE #S ARE IN L.A. AND ARE THE MOST WATCHED, I DO NOT ADVISE USING THIS
NPA.
312+001+1050 OR 3050
914+042+1050 OR 1100,1200 ECT..
***************************************
UPDATE, I BELEIVE ONLY 914 WORKS AT THE MOMENT
***************************************
ONCE CONNECTED WITH ONE OF THESE YOU WILL EITHER HEAR A RE-ORDER,
BUSY, OR CHERP. WHEN YOU HEAR THE CHERP ENTER THE BILLING LINE IN M-F.
I USE THE CONF. DIAL- UP.
A BILLING LINE EXAMPLE: KP312+001+1050ST
YOU WILL THEN HEAR TWO TUTES AND A RECORDING ASKING YOU FOR THE # OF
CONFERREES INCLUDING YOURSELF.  ENTER A # BETWEEN 20 AND 30.
IF YOU EVER GET OVER 30 PEOPLE ON A CONFERANCE ALL YOU WILL HEAR IS
JUMBLED VOICES.  AFTER THE IT SAYS
"YOUR CONFERANCE SIZE IS XX" THEN HIT # SIGN.  ADD YOUR FAVORITE LOOP
ON AND HIT 6 TO TRANSFER CONTROL TO IT. AFTER IT SAYS CONTROL WILL BE
TRANSFERED HANG UP AND CALL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LOOP,
HIT # SIGN AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. A BONUS FOR CONF. IS TO ADD AN
INTERNATIONAL # DIAL 1+011+CC+NUMBER PRETTY COOL EHHH.
A FEW EXTRA NOTES.
DO NOT ADD #S THAT YOU WILL WANT TO HANG UP, ADD THESE THROUGH MCI OR
SPRINT. YOU CANNOT BLOW ANYONE OFF W/2600HZ UNLESS THEY ARE IN AN
OLD X-BAR OR OLDER SYSTEM.
MANY D.A. OPERATORS WILL STAY ON AFTER YOU ABUSE THEM; YOU MAY HAVE TO
START ANOTHER OR AT LEAST DON'T SAY ANY NUMBERS.
NEVER ADD THE TONE SIDE OF A LOOP ONTO A CONF.
NEVER ADD MORE THAN ONE MCI NODE ON YOUR CONF.
ROUTE & RATE:
-------------
NOTE ROUTE & RATE AND RQS PERFORM THE SAME SERVICE.
R&R SIMPLY TELLS YOU ROUTE AND RATE INFO WHICH IS VERY VALUBLE, EX.
SUCH AS THE INWARD ROUTING FOR AN EXCHANGE IN AN AREA CODE. 
AN INWARD ROUTING WILL LET YOU CALL HER AND SHE CAN DO AN EMERGENCY
INTERUPT FOR YOU. SHE CAN TELL YOU HOW TO GET INTERNATIONAL OPERATORS,ECT.
HERE ARE THE TERMS YOU ARE REQUIRED TO USE:
INTERNATIONAL,
-OPERATOR ROUTE FOR [COUNTRY, CITY]. *GIVES YOU INWARD OP.
-DIRECTORY ROUTE FOR [COUNTRY, CITY]. *GIVES YOU DIRECTORY ASS.
-CITY ROUTE FOR [COUNTRY, CITY]. *GIVES YOU COUNTRY AND CITY CODE.
OPERATOR ROUTE FOR [A/C]+ [EXCHANGE] *GIVES YOU INWARD OP. ROUTE
EX. [A/C]+ OR [A/C]+0XX+ WHEN SHE SAYS PLUS SHE MEANS PLUS 121.
NUMBERS ROUTE FOR [STATE, CITY] *GIVES YOU A/C.
PLACE NAME [A/C]+[EXCHANGE] *GIVES YOU CITY/STATE FOR THAT A/C AND
EXCHANGE.
INTERNATIONAL CALLS:
--------------------
TO CALL INTERNATIONAL OVER CABLE SIMPLY ACCESS A TRUNK AND DIAL
KP011XXXST WAIT FOR SENDER TONE, KPXXXCC-NUMBERST
XXX - A 3 DIGIT COUNTRY CODE, IT MAY NOT BE 3 DIGITS SO JUST PUT
1 OR 2 0'S IN FRONT OF IT. CC - IS THE CITY CODE
TO GO BY SATELLITE:
DIAL KP18XST    X - NUMBERS 2-8 WAIT FOR SENDER TONE THEN
KPXXXCCNUMBERST

A favorite in the CookBookIV!
Exodus-.

"Mentor's Last Words" courtesy of the Jolly Roger



The following file is being reprinted in honor and sympathy for the many
phreaks and hackers that have been busted recently by the Secret Service.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -                      \/\The Conscience of a Hacker/\
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
      Another one got caught today, it's all over the papers.  "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker Arrested after Bank
Tampering"... Damn kids.  They're all alike. But did you, in your three-
piece psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the
eyes of the hacker?  Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces
shaped him, what may have molded him? I am a hacker, enter my world...
Mine is a world that begins with school... I'm smarter than most of the
other kids, this crap they teach us bores me...  Damn underachiever.
They're all alike. I'm in junior high or high school.  I've listened to
teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction.
I understand it.  "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work.  I did it in
my head..." Damn kid.  Probably copied it.  They're all alike.
I made a discovery today.  I found a computer.  Wait a second, this is
cool.  It does what I want it to.  If it makes a mistake, it's because I
screwed it up.  Not because it doesn't like me...  Or feels threatened by
me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass.. Or doesn't like teaching and shouldn't be
here... Damn kid.  All he does is play games.  They're all alike. And then
it happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line
like heroin through an addict's veins, an electronic pulse is sent out,
a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought... a board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..." I know everyone here... even
if I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them
again... I know you all... Damn kid.  Tying up the phone line again.
They're all alike... You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been
spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of
meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless.
We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic.  The few
that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are
like drops of water in the desert.
   This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud.  We make use of a service already existing without
paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering
gluttons, and you call us criminals.  We explore... and you call us
criminals.  We seek after knowledge... and you call us criminals.  We
exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias...
and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you
murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our
own good, yet we're the criminals.
   Yes, I am a criminal.  My crime is that of curiosity.  My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never
forgive me for. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto.  You may stop
this individual,but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.
                            +++The Mentor+++
[May the members of the phreak community never forget his words -JR]


-----------Exodus----------- 

Google Update Pagerank 2012 di Bulan Februari



google Update pagerank


Google Update Pagerank 2012 di Bulan Februari ternyata benar. Walau telat beberapa hari. Setelah sebelumnya hanya bisa berharap di Google Update Pagerank Februari 2012. Beberapa hari yang lalu dalam posting sebelumnya tersebut, batas maksimal update pagerank google 2012 jatuh tanggal 2 Februari 2012, eh ternyata molor sampai tanggal 7. Tapi tidak apa-apalah yang penting kebagian pagerank.

Ada beberapa posting teman yang menyebutkan bahwa blog yang baru berusia beberapa bulan saja sudah mendapat pagerank. Padahal isi atau posting kurang dari 10. Lalu gimana dengan blog sahabat? apakah naik juga? ataukah malah turun?

Nah dari Google update pagerank 2012 di bulan Februari ini dapat saya simpulkan, bahwa :
Google Update Pagerank 2012 di Bulan Februari ini Jatuh pada tanggal 07 Februari 2012.

Dari kesimpulan di atas saya juga membuat simpulan berikut ini :
1. Blog dofollow
Blog dofollow juga ada yang turun lhoh, jadi tidak menjamin blog dofollow lebih besar kemungkinan untuk mendapat pagerank google.
2. Update besar-besaran
Dari beberapa artikel berita terbaru, mereka menyebutnya demikian, karena banyak blog-blog baru yang sudah mendapat pagerank di bulan Februari ini
3. Update Post
Ada beberapa rekan blog yang tidak update blognya beberapa bulan, malah blognya turun dari pagerank semula
4. Blogwalking
Banyak juga diantara teman-teman saya yang sekarang jarang blog walking ternyata juga mempengaruhi pagerank. Dengan demikian pepatah "Konten adalah Raja dan Blogwalking and Promotion adalah Ratunya" harus tetap kita kerjakan.

Bagi teman-teman yang ingin mengecek pagerank blognya silakan berkunjung di daftar website untuk mengecek pagerank di bawah ini :
Google Pagerank Check Tools

Akhir kata semoga Google Update Pagerank 2012 di Bulan Februari ini membuat kita lebih semangat dalam blogging. Semangat!

Meningkatkan Trafik Pengunjung Blog

trafik pengunjung blog

Meningkatkan Trafik Pengunjung Blog memang membutuhkan waktu yang lama untuk meningkatkan kualitas blog kita. Tetapi kita perlu menggunakan sejuta trik untuk meningkatkan trafik pengunjung blog kita. Untuk sahabat yang blognya masih sepi pengunjung, sejuta trik mempunyai trik untuk meningkatkan trafik pengunjung.
Cara meningkatkan trafik pengunjung blog menurut sejuta trik ada 3 cara untuk melakukannya. Mari kita bahas bersama-sama untuk diresapi bersama.

Free Auto Backlink

1. Kualitas Blog
Blog yang mempunyai trafik pengunjung yang banyak pasti memiliki banyak kelebihan dari blog yang lain. Kualitas apasajakah yang perlu dimaksimalkan untuk mendatangkan banyak pengunjung? Berikut rinciannya :

a. Artikel Terkait
Artikel terkait di sini bukan hanya artikel terkait yang dipajang di bawah posting sebagai alternatif pilihan bagi pengunjung tetapi artikel terkait yang mirip dengan posting blog kita. Semakin banyak link rujukan di posting blog kita, semakin besar kemungkinan pengunjung melihat artikel blog kita.

b. Kualitas Konten
Konten yang bermanfaat dan memiliki banyak referensi akan disukai pengunjung blog untuk melihat semua isi blog kita. Dengan begitu pengunjung akan melihat kembali artikel lain di blog kita. Isi harus menarik, dan asli buatan sendiri.

c. Mudah dijelajahi
Blog yang memiliki trafik pengunjung yang tinggi adalah hasil dari blog yang mudah dijelajahi. Usahakan desain blog yang simpel, mudah dijelajahi, dan memiliki loading blog yang cepat.

d. Jumlah Posting
Jumlah posting mempengaruhi banyak sedikitnya pengunjung blog kita. Jumlah posting yang hanya sedikit, jangan mengharap memiliki trafik pengunjung yang banyak. Ingat! Pengunjung tidak hanya membutuhkan beberapa artikel/keyword saja. Semakin banyak artikel, maka semakin banyak pula kemungkinan pengunjung melihat blog kita.

2. SEO Blog

a. Pemilihan Kata Kunci/Keyword
Keyword sangat mempengaruhi banyak sedikitnya pengunjung blog. Sebagai contoh, Orang akan mencari "Info Google" dari pada "Sejuta Trik" maka dari itu penggunaan/pemilihan keyword sangatlah penting untuk cara meningkatkan trafik pengunjung blog kita. Alhamdulillah dengan browser di komputer pribadi, keyword "Info Google" menunjukkan blog ini di posisi 7 (Saat posting ini :D)

b. Back Link
Backlink menurut sejuta trik sudah dijelaskan, bahwasanya semakin banyak rujukan/referensi (Berupa link) akan meningkatkan pageview blog kita. Pagerank berbeda dengan backlink lho! buktinya, pagerank blog ini masih kecil, tapi bisa menggeser beberapa blog besar dengan kata kunci tertentu dikarenakan back link blog ini lebih banyak

c. Edit Posting
Di Blogger tidak mengenal auto tag dan keyword. Sebagai contoh : Meningkatkan/menambah trafik pengunjung blog kita" saat posting sebelum di edit, maka link akan
http://sejutatrik.blogspot.com/2012/03/meningkatkan-menambah-trafik-pengunjung.html
maka saat posting ubahlah menjadi
http://sejutatrik.blogspot.com/2012/03/meningkatkan-trafik pengunjung-blog.html
Trik ini tidak terlalu dipermasalahkan, karena Google masih baik hati untuk menampilkan link judul seperti link yang atas asal isi dan judul berkaitan.

3. Promosi Blog
Setelah melakukan 2 langkah di atas, tinggal kita melakukan berbagai cara promosi untuk blog kita agar trafik blog kita tinggi, Beberapa penyedia promosi blog/website menawarkan link yang dipajang untuk dilihat pengunjung. Segera meluncur ke http://greatdirectories.org/free.html untuk promosi gratis. Untuk cara melakukan promosi blog, sahabat bisa melihat di :
http://www.informasibisnis.net/2010/07/gunakan-teknik-promosi-situs-web-untuk.html
http://kabarsekolah.blogspot.com/2011/05/daftar-situs-untuk-promosi-blog-secara.html

Daftar website/blog untuk promosi agar meningkatkan trafik pengunjung blog kita, akan saya update lain waktu yang akan di buat juga di sini berupa tabel.

Rahasia Mendapat Site Link Google

sejuta trik site link

Rahasia mendapat site link google sebenarnya adalah sebuah trik kecil yang sahabat blogger semua bisa lakukan. Lantas apa rahasianya? Mari kita bahas bersama-sama.


Dari hasil pencarian, saya temukan sekitar 17 Miliyar hasil pencarian Google yang menunjukkan dari kata kunci site link. Dan 1 Miliyar dari kata kunci "Site Link Google". Wow angka yang cukup banyak dicari bukan? Bagaimana dengan sahabat? Ingin mendapatkannya juga?

Site link Google memang perlu kesabaran dan ketekunan dalam mendapatkannya. Tentu harus mempertimbangkan etika dalam blogger itu sendiri. Nah berikut pengalaman yang saya dapatkan untuk mendapat sitelink google. Untuk kebenarannya, silakan tanya dengan master-master SEO.

1. Ukuran Blog
Ukuran Blog disini maksudnya seberapa cepat loading blog kita di mata Google. Tips yang akan saya berikan adalah jangan melebihi 90 kb untuk loading blog kita (Semakin kecil semakin baik). Seperti blog ini yang hanya berukuran tidak lebih dari 50 kb (Saat posting tips ini). Untuk mengeceknya silakan gunakan tool http://www.iwebtool.com/speed_test. Jika blog sahabat melebihi angka 90 kb. Sahabat wajib mengkompres blog agar tidak terlalu berat. Caranya bisa lihat di Cara Compress Blogspot yang benar

2. Blog Arsip
Sebenarnya untuk masalah validasi blogspot di V3 arsip blog mengandung error yang banyak. Belum lagi kalau di Google Webmaster Tool tentu mengandung duplikat konten dan masalah lain. Tentu hal itu membuat kita berusaha untuk menghapusnya. Sebenarnya itu salah! Walaupun dibuktikan error, tetapi arsip blog kita tetap terindeks oleh Google. Jadi gunakan Arsip Blog Hierarcy agar link blog kita semakin banyak.

3. Anchor Link
Anchor Link kalau menurut saya adalah memasang link homepage blog kita di setiap posting. Contohnya seperti ini : Sejuta Trik Blogger

4. Back Link
Tentu back link adalah harga mati untuk mendapat site link dari Google. Caranya berkomentar di blog atau website baik itu blog atau web luar negeri atau dalam negeri. Bertukar link dengan link exchange juga bermanfaat. Tapi jangan keterusan ya? Saya rasa backlik sahabat lebih banyak dari blog ini yang hanya 6 link. hahaha

5. Domain
Apa benar domain berbayar akan mudah mendapat site link Google? memang sih lebih mudah tetapi belum tentu juga, Kenapa lebih mudah, karena domain yang digunakan akan lebih besar kesempatan mendapat site link google daripada nama blog. 
Sebagai contoh blog ini : 
Nama domain http://sejutatrik.blogspot.com/
Judul Blog : Sejuta Trik Blogger
Maka site link google yang saya dapatkan adalah dengan kata kunci seperti nama domain saya "Sejuta Trik" bukan Sejuta Trik Blogger (Judul Blog saya). Jadi judul blog tidak begitu berpengaruh. Pastikan nama domain dengan judul blog sama. 

6. Judul Blog
Site Link Google hanya akan membaca 1 atau 2 kata saja dalam setiap kata kunci yang diberikan. Jadi pastikan judul blog sahabat hanya 2 saja. Kalau tidak ya terserah agan sajalah. Asalkan ada kata yang berkaitan antara judul blog dengan nama domain blogspot.com

7. Demosi
Untuk mengajukan site link blog kita ke Google, kita harus masuk ke Google web master tool, kemudian Konfigurari Situs, kemudian Taut Situs. Pada kolom demosi bawah, silakan masukkan posting blog sahabat yang paling banyak dilihat. Caranya lihat di statistik blog sahabat. Mana yang sering dilihat dan masukkan.

8. Rahasia
Tunggu sekitar 1 minggu setelah langkah di atas. Sahabat hanya perlu mengganti judul blog dengan judul apa saja terserah, Asal masih berkaitan dengan domain sahabat. Tunggu sampai judul baru sahabat terindeks oleh Google. Tidak lama kok, cuma 1 menit. Nah setelah itu tunggu beberapa jam, atau 24 jam, setelah itu kembalikan pada posisi semula. Dijamin langsung dapat!

Nah itulah ke delapan tips Rahasia Mendapat Site Link Google. Semoga dengan tips seperti di atas sahabat sejuta trik juga mendapat site link Google seperti blog sederhana ini. Salam sukses buat semua!  

Update!
Untuk masalah no.7 tentang Demosi, perlu diperhatikan bahwa setelah memasukkan url di kolom demosi, menurut Master SEO dijelaskan bahwa itu adalah kebalikannya. Jadi kita memasukkan link blog kita yang dirasa tidak penting untuk dijadikan site link. Nah untuk lebih jelasnya masalah site link google ini, sahabat bisa membaca artikel di bawah ini : 

Membuat Label Dengan HTML

label blogspot

Apa kelebihan Membuat Label dengan HTML? Demi membuat valid HTML template, sekaligus membahas SEO Friendly, ternyata label di dalam blog kita mengandung masalah tentunya dengan SEO dan Validnya. Nah untuk menyikapi hal tersebut mari kita optimalkan blog kita dengan membuat label dengan HTML

Nah mari kita bahas satu persatu.
1. SEO
Untuk blogger kaitannya antara SEO dengan Label adalah jauh sekali. Saya baca di blognya juragan, bahwa memasang link label di postingan untuk masalah SEO adalah pekerjaan yang sia-sia. Nah hal ini cukup beralasan, lihat URL label di bawah ini :
http://sejutatrik.blogspot.com/search/label/SEO

di link label SEO di atas tidak akan saling berkaitan, karena label tersebut menggunakan search untuk menampilkan URL. Jika kita memasang url label, akan sia-sia. Maksudnya walaupun kita menaruh puluhan link label ke dalam posting, sampai kiamat gak akan saling berkaitan. Benar bukan?

2. Valid
Ternyata setelah saya cek di validator V3, masalah yang ditimbulkan untuk label adalah eror untuk & dan lain-lain. Coba perhatikan blognya hendro prayitno, deconstruction code, chilarsip, dll. Sebagian besar blog yang valid HTML5 tidak menaruh label dalam sidebar. Dengan kata lain blog yang valid HTML5 menggunakan Template 1 Kolom.

Nah sekarang kita ganti label bawaan blogger dengan HTML. Caranya cukup mudah yaitu mengganti navigasi di bagian Edit HTML menjadi Widget di sidebar.
Caranya cukup mudah, Silakan copas kode yang ada di bawah ini ke dalam Widget atau Add Element blog sobat.

<div id="tabs"> 
<ul> <li><a href="http://status-status-lucu.blogspot.com/"><span>Label 1</span></a></li> 
        <li><a href="http://status-status-lucu.blogspot.com/"><span>Label 2</span></a></li> 
        <li><a href="http://status-status-lucu.blogspot.com/"><span>Label 3</span></a></li> 
        <li><a href="http://status-status-lucu.blogspot.com/"><span>Label 4</span></a></li>
</ul> </div>

DEMO

Jika dirasa sudah berjalan sukses, hapus label bawaan blogspot.

Tidak semua template mendukung cara ini, silakan saja sesuaikan dengan menu di bagian edit HTML sobat masing-masing. Hasil label dengan HTML di atas masih sederhana dan efeknya tergantung bawaan template sobat blogger semua.

Nah semoga dengan membuat label dengan HTML bisa mengurangi error di blog sobat. Selamat berjuang!

Kapasitas Upload Gambar di Blogger




Upload Gambar

Sahabat sejuta trik blogger sering mengupload gambar di blogger? Tahu tidak letak penyimpanan gambar ketika kita upload gambar di blogger? Secara tidak sadar kita telah melupakan ketentuan-ketentuan atau syarat penggunaan blogger yang hanya gratisan tercinta ini. Maksudnya ketentuan ini lebih dikhususkan pada Kapasitas Upload Gambar di Blogger.
Sebenarnya setiap 1 akun google yang mempunyai anak seperti blogger, gmail, dll mempunyai kurang lebih kapasitas 1000 MB ruang penyimpanan/space. Nah untuk sahabat yang ingin mengetahui tentang Kapasitas upload gambar di blogger kita, ikuti cara di bawah ini.

Silakan menuju ke http://picasaweb.google.com/
Jika belum login ke blogger, login terlebih dahulu.

Akan muncul tampilan dasboard blog-blog sobat. Kurang lebih seperti ini
Kapasitas Upload Gambar di Blogger




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How To Terrorize McDonalds by the Jolly Roger


     (Originally an Apple ][ file so excuse the upper case!!!)

NOW, ALTHOUGH Mc DONALDS IS FAMOUS FOR IT'S ADVERTISING AND MAKING THE
WHOLE WORLD THINK THAT THE BIG MAC IS THE BEST THING TO COME ALONG SINCE
SLICED BREAD (BUNS?), EACH LITTLE RESTAURANT IS AS AMATEUR AND SIMPLE AS
A NEW-FOUND BUSNESS. NOT ONLY ARE ALL THE EMPLOYEES RATHER INEXPERIENCED
AT WHAT THEY'RE =SUPPOSED= TO DO, BUT THEY WILL JUST LOOSE ALL CONTROL WHEN
AN EMERGENCY OCCURS....HERE WE GO!!! FIRST, GET A FEW FRIENDS (4 IS
GOOD...I'LL GET TO THIS LATER) AND ENTER THE MCDONALDS RESTAURANT, TALKING
LOUDLY AND REAKING OF SOME STRANGE SMELL THAT AUTOMATICALLY MAKES THE OLD
COUPLE SITTING BY THE DOOR LEAVE. IF ONE OF THOSE PIMPLY-FACED GOONS IS
WIPING THE FLOOR, THEN TRACK SOME CRAP ALL OVER IT (YOU COULD PRETEND TO
SLIP AND BREAK YOUR HEAD, BUT YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY DO SO).
NEXT, BEFORE YOU GET THE FOOD, FIND A TABLE. START YELLING AND RELEASING
SOME STRANGE BODY ODOR SO =ANYBODY= WOULD LEAVE THEIR TABLE AND WALK OUT
THE DOOR. SIT 2 FRIENDS THERE, AND GO UP TO THE COUNTER WITH ANOTHER.
FIND A PLACE WHERE THE LINE IS SHORT, OR IF THE LINE IS LONG SAY "I ONLY
WANNA BUY A COKE" AND YOU GET MOVED UP. NOW, YOU GET TO DO THE =ORDERING=
...HEH HEH HEH. SOMEBODY =ALWAYS= MUST WANT A PLAIN
HAMBURGER WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON IT (THIS TAKES EXTRA TIME TO MAKE, AND
DRIVES THE LITTLE HAMBURGER-MAKERS INSANE)..ORDER A 9-PACK OF CHICKEN
MCNUGGETS...NO, A 20 PACK...NO, THREE 6 PACKS...WAIT...GO BACK TO THE TABLE
AND ASK WHO WANTS WHAT. YOUR OTHER FRIEND WAITS BY THE COUNTER AND MAKES A
PASS AT THE FEMALE CLERK. GET BACK TO THE THING AND ORDER THREE 6-PACKS OF
CHICKEN ETC....NOW SHE SAYS "WHAT KIND OF SAUCE WOULD YOU LIKE?".OF COURSE,
SAY THAT YOU ALL WANT BARBECUE SAUCE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WANTS 2 (ONLY IF
THERE ARE ONLY 2 CONTAINERS OF BARBECUE SAUCE LEFT).THEN THEY HAFTA GO INTO
THE STOREROOM AND OPEN UP ANOTHER BOX. FINALLY, THE DRINKS...SOMEBODY WANTS
COKE, SOMEBODY ROOT BEER, AND SOMEBODY DIET COKE. AFTER THESE ARE DELIVERED,
BRING THEM BACK AND SAY "I DIDN'T ORDER A DIET COKE! I ORDERED A SPRITE!"
THIS GETS THEM MAD; BETTER YET, TURN DOWN SOMETHING TERRIBLE THAT NOBODY
WANTS TO DRINK, SO THEY HAFTA THROW THE DRINK AWAY; THEY CAN'T SELL IT.
AFTER ALL THE FOOD(?) IS HANDED TO YOU, YOU MUST =NEVER= HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY. THE CLERK WILL BE SO ANGRY AND CONFUSED THAT SHE'LL LET YA GET
AWAY WITH IT (ANOTHER INFLUENCE ON HER IS YOUR FRIEND ASKING HER "IF YOU
LET US GO I'LL GO OUT WITH YOU" AND GIVING HER A FAKE FONE NUMBER).
NOW, BACK TO YOUR TABLE. BUT FIRST, SOMEBODY LIKES KETCHUP AND MUSTARD.
AND PLENTY (TOO MUCH) OF NAPKINS. OH, AND SOMEBODY LIKES FORKS AND KNIVES,
SO ALWAYS END UP BREAKING THE ONES YOU PICK OUTTA THE BOX. HAVE YOUR
FRIENDS YELL OUT,"YAY!!!!! WE HAVE MUNCHIES!!" AS LOUD AS THEY CAN.
THAT'LL WORRY THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT. PROCEED TO SIT DOWN. SO, YOU ARE
SITTING IN THE SMOKING SECTION (BY ACCIDENT) EH? WELL, WHILE ONE OF THE
TOBACCO-BREATHERS ISN'T LOOKING, PUT A SIGN FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
ROOM SAYING "DO NOT SMOKE HERE" AND HE'LL HAFTA MOVE...THEN HE GOES INTO
THE REAL NON-SMOKING SECTION, AND GETS YELLED AT. HE THEN THINKS THAT
NO SMOKING IS ALLOWED IN THE RESTAURANT, SO HE EATS OUTSIDE (IN THE POUR-
ING RAIN) AFTER YOUR MEAL IS FINISHED (AND QUITE A FEW SPLATTERED-OPENED
KETCHUP PACKETS ARE ALL OVER YER TABLE), TRY TO LEAVE. BUT OOPS! SOMEBODY
HAS TO DO HIS DUTY IN THE MEN'S ROOM. AS HE GOES THERE, HE STICKS AN
UNEATED HAMBURGGR (WOULD YOU DARE TO EAT ONE OF THEIR HAMBURGERS?)
INSIDE THE TOILET, FLUSHES IT A WHILE,UNTIL IT RUNS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM.
OOPS! SEND A PIMPLY-FACED TEENAGER TO CLEAN IT UP. (HE WON'T KNOW THAT
BROWN THING IS A HAMBURGER, AND HE'LL GET SICK. WHEEE!)
AS YOU LEAVE THE RESTCURANT, LOOKING BACK AT YOUR UNCLEANED TABLE, SOMEBODY
MUST REMEMBER THAT THEY LEFT THEIR CHOCOLATE SHAKE THERE! THE ONE THAT'S
ALMOST FULL!!!! HE TAKES IT THEN SAYS "THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP!", THEN HE
TAKES OFF THE LID AND THROWS IT INTO THE GARBAGE CAN...OOPS! HE MISSED,
AND NOW THE SAME POOR SOUL WHO'S CLEANING UP THE BATHROOM NOW HASTA CLEAN
UP CHOCOLATE SHAKE. THEN LEAVE THE JOINT, REVERSING THE "YES, WE'RE OPEN"
SIGN (AS A REMINDER OF YER VISIT THERE YOU HAVE IT! YOU HAVE JUST PUT
ALL OF MCDONALDS INTO COMPLETE MAYHEM. AND SINCE THERE IS NO PENALTY FOR
LITTERING IN A RESTAURANT, BUGGING PEOPLE IN A PUBLIC EATERY (OR
THROW-UPERY, IN THIS CASE) YOU GET OFF SCOT-FREE. WASN'T THAT FUN?

                                --------------Exodus-------------


Match Head Bomb by the Jolly Roger



Simple safety match heads in a pipe, capped at both ends, make a
devestating bomb. It is set off with a regular fuse.
A plastic Baggie is put into the pipe before the heads go in to
prevent detonation by contact with the metal.
Cutting enough match heads to fill the pipe can be tedious work for
one but an evening's fun for the family if you can drag them away from
the TV.
                           ------------Exodus----------



How to grow Marijuana courtesy of the Jolly Roger


                           MARIJUANA
Marijuana is a deciduous plant which grows from seeds. The fibrous section
of the plant was (has been replaced by synthetics) used to make rope.
The flowering tops, leaves, seeds, and resin of the plant is
used by just about everyone to get HIGH.
Normally, the vegetable parts of the plant are smoked to produce this
"high," but thay can also be eaten. The axtive ingredient in marijuana
resin is THC (tetahydrocannabinol). Marijuana contains from 1 - 4 per
cent THC (4 per cent must be considered GOOD dope).
Marijuana grows wild in many parts of the world, and is cultivated in
Mexice, Vietnam, Africa, Nepal, India, South America, etc.,etc. The
marijuana sold in the United States comes primarily from, yes, the
Uniited States.
It is estimated that at least 50 per cent of the grass on the streets
in America is homegrown. The next largest bunch comes actoss the
borders from Mexico, with smaller amounts filtering in from Panama,
occasionally South America, and occasinally, Africa.
Hashish is the pure resin of the marijuana plant, which is scraped from
the flowering tops of the plant and lumped together. Ganja is the
ground-up tops of the finest plants. (It is also the name given to any
sort of marijuana in Jamaica.)
Marijuana will deteriorate in about two years if exposed to light,
air or heat. It should always be stored in cool places.
Grass prices in the United States are a direct reflection of the laws
of supply and demand (and you thought that high school economics
would never be useful). A series of large border busts, a short growing
season, a bad crop, any number of things can drive the price of marijuana
up. Demand still seems to be on the increase in the U.S., so prices seldom
fall below last year's level.
Each year a small seasonal drought occurs, as last year's supply runs
low, and next year's crop is not up yet. Prices usually rase about
20 - 75 per cent during this time and then fall back to "normal."
Unquestionably, a large shortage of grass causes a percentage of smokers
to turn to harder drugs instead. For this reason, no grass control
program can ever be beneficial or "successful."
                                GROW IT!
There is one surefire way of avoiding high prices and the grass DT's:
Grow your own. This is not as difficult as some "authorities" on the
subject would make you believe. Marijuana is a weed, and a fairly
vivacious one at that, and it will grow almost in spite of you.
                               OUTDOORS
Contrary to propular belief, grass grows well in many place on the
North American continent. It will flourish even if the temperature does
not raise above 75 degrees.
The plants do need a minimum of eight hours of sunlight per day and
should be planted in late April/early May, BUT DEFINITELY, after the
last frost of the year.
Growing an outdoor, or "au naturel", crop has been the favored method
over the years, because grass seems to grow better without as much
attention when in its natural habitat.
Of course, an outdoors setting requires special precautions not encoun-
tered with an indoors crop; you must be able to avoid detection, both from
law enforcement freaks and common freaks, both of whom will take your
weed and probably use it. Of course, one will also arrest you. You must
also have access to the area to prepare the soil and harvest the crop.
There are two schools of thought about starting the seeds. One says you
should start the seedlings for about ten days in an indoor starter box
(see the indoor section) and then transplant. The other theory is that
you should just start them in the correct location. Fewer plants will
come up with this method, but there is no shock of transplant to
kill some of the seedlings halfway through.
The soil should be preprepared for the little devils by turning it
over a couple of times and adding about one cup of hydrated lime per
square yard of soil and a little bit (not too much, now) of good water
soluble nitrogen fertilizer. The soil should now be watered several
times and left to sit about one week.
The plants should be planted at least three feet apart, getting too
greedy and stacking them too close will result in stunted plants.
The plants like some water during their growing season, BUT not too
much. This is especially true around the roots, as too much water will
rot the root system.
Grass grows well in corn or hops, and these plants will help provide
some camouflage. It does not grow well with rye, spinach, or pepperweed.
It is probally a good idea to plant in many small, broken patches, as
people tend to notice patterns.
                       GENERAL GROWING INFO
Both the male and he female plant produce THC resin, although the male
is not as strong as the female. In a good crop, the male will still be
plenty smokable and should not be thrown away under any circumstances.
Marijuana can reach a hight of twenty feet (or would you rather wish on
a star) and obtain a diameter of 4 1/2 inches. If normal, it has a sex
ratio of about 1:1, but this can be altered in several ways.
The male plant dies in the 12th week of growing, the female will live
another 3 - 5 weeks to produce her younguns. Females can weigh twice as
much as males when they are mature.
Marijuana soil should compact when you squeeze it, but should also break
apart with a small pressure and absorb water well. A nice test
for either indoor or outdoor growing is to add a bunch of worms to the
soil, if they live and hang aroung, it is good soil, but if they don't,
well, change it. Worms also help keep the soil loose enough for the
plants to grow well.
                                SEEDS
To get good grass, you should start with the right seeds. A nice starting
point is to save the seeds form the best batch you have consumed. The
seeds should be virile, that is, they should not be grey and shiriveled
up, but green, meaty, and healthy appearing. A nice test is to drop the
seeds on a hot frying pan. If they "CRACK," they are probably good for
planting purposes.
The seeds should be soaked in distilled water overnight before planting.
BE SURE to plant in the ground with the pointy end UP. Plant about 1/2"
deep. Healthy seeds will sprout in about five days.
                             SPROUTING
The best all around sprouting method is probably to make a sprouting box
(as sold in nurseries) with a slated bottom or use paper cups with holes
punched in the bottoms. The sprouting soil should be a mixture of humus,
soil, and five sand with a bit of organic fertilizer and water mixed
in about one week before planting.
When ready to transplant, you must be sure and leave a ball of soil
around the roots of each plant. This whole ball is dropped into a
baseball-sized hold in the permanent soil.
If you are growing/transplanting indoors, you should use a green
safe light (purchased at nurseries) during the transplanting operation.
If you are transplanting outdoors, you should time it about two
hours befor sunset to avoid damage to the plant. Always wear cotton
gloves when handling the young plants.
After the plants are set in the hole, you should water them. It is also
a good idea to use a commercial transplant chemical (also purchased at
nurseries) to help then overcome the shock.
                          INDOOR GROWING
Indoor growing has many advantages, besides the apparent fact that it
is much harder to have your crop "found," you can control the ambient
conditions just exactly as you want them and get a guaranteed "good"
plant.
Plants grown indoors will not appear the same as their outdoor cousins.
They will be scrawnier appearing with a weak stems and may even require
you to tie them to a growing post to remain upright, BUT THEY WILL HAVE
AS MUCH OR MORE RESIN!
If growing in a room, you should put tar paper on the floors and then
buy sterilized bags of soil form a nursery. You will need about one
cubic foot of soil for eavh plant.
The plants will need about 150 ml. of water per plant/per week. They
will also need fresh air, so the room must be ventilated. (however,
the fresh air should contain NO TOBACCO smoke.)
At least eight hours of light a day must be provided. As you increase
the light, the plants grow faster and show more females/less males.
Sixteen hours of light per day seems to be the best combination, beyond
this makes little or no appreciable difference in the plant quality.
Another idea is to interrupt the night cycle with about one hour of
light. This gives you more females.
The walls of your growing room should be painted white or covered with
aluminum foil to reflect the light.
The lights themselves can be either bulbs of fluorescent. Figure about
75 watts per plant or one plant per two feet of flouresent tube.
The fluorescents are the best, but do not use "cool white" types. The
light sources should be an average of twenty inches from the
plant and NEVER closer than 14 inches. They may be mounted on a rack
 and moved every few days as the plants grow.
The very best light sources are those made by Sylvania and others
especially for growing plants (such as the "gro lux" types).
                       HARVESTING AND DRYING
The male plants will be taller and have about five green or yellow sepals,
which will split open to fertilize the female plant with pollen.
The female plant is shorter and has a small pistillate flower, which
really doesn't look like a flower at all but rather a small bunch of
leaves in a cluster.  
If you don't want any seeds, just good dope, you should pick the males
before they shed their pollen as the female will use some of her resin
to make the seeds.
After another three to five weeks, after the males are gone, the females
will begin to wither and die (from loneliness?), this is the time to pick.
In some nefarious Middle Eastren countries, farmers reportedly put their
beehives next to fiels of marijuana. The little devils collect the grass
pollen for their honey, which is supposed to contain a fair dosage
of THC.
The honey is then enjoyed by conventional methods or made into ambrosia.
If you want seeds - let the males shed his pollen then pick him. Let
the female go another month and pick her.
To cure the plants, they must be dried. On large crops, this is
accomplished by constructing a drying box or drying room.
You must have a heat source (such as an electric heater) which will make
the box/room each 130 degrees. The box/room must be ventilated
to carry off the water-vapor-laden air and replace it with fresh.
A good box can be constructed from an orange crate with fiberglass
insulated walls, vents in the tops, and screen shelves to hold the leaves.
There must be a baffle between the leaves and the heat source.
A quick cure for smaller amounts is to: cut the plant at the soil level
and wrap it in a cloth so as not to loose any leavs. Take out any seeds
by hand and store. Place all the leaves on a cookie sheet or aluminum
foil and put them in the middle sheld of the oven, which is set on "broil."
In a few seconds, the leaves will smoke and curl up, stir them around and
give another ten seconds before you take them out.
                    TO INCREASE THE GOOD STUFF
There are several tricks to increase the number of females, or the THC
content of plants:
You can make the plants mature in 36 days if you are in a hurry, by cutting
back on the light to about 14 hours, but the plants will not be as big.
You should gradually shorten the light cycle until you reach fourteen
hours.
You can stop any watering as the plants begin to bake the resin rise to
the flowers. This will increse the resin a bit.
You can use a sunlamp on the plants as they begin to develop flower stalks.
You can snip off the flower, right at the spot where it joins the plant,
and a new flower will form in a couple of weeks.
This can be repeated two or three times to get several times more flowers
than usual.
If the plants are sprayed with Ethrel early in their growing stage, they
will produce almost all female plants. This usually speeds up the flowering
also, it may happen in as little as two weeks.
You can employ a growth changer called colchicine. This is a bit hard to
get and expensive. (Should be ordered through a lab of some sort and
costs about $35 a gram.)
To use the colchicine, you should prepare your presoaking solution of
distilled water with about 0.10 per cent colchicine. This will cause
many of the seeds to die and not germinate, but the ones that do come
up will be polyploid plants. This is the accepted difference between
such strains as "gold" and normal grass, and yours will DEFINITELY
be superweed.
The problem here is that colchicine is a posion in larger quanities and
may be poisonous in the first generation of plants. Bill Frake, author
of CONNOISSEUR'S HANDBOOK OF MARIJUANA runs a very complete colchicine
treatment down and warns against smoking the first generation plants
(all succeeding generations will also be polyploid) bacause of this
poisonous quality.
However, the Medical Index shows colchicine being given in very small
quantities to people for treatment if various ailments. Although these
quantities are small, they would appear to be larger than any you could
recive form smoaking a seed-treated plant.
It would be a good idea to buy a copy of CONNOISSEUR'S, if you are planning
to attempt this, and read Mr. Drake's complete instructions.
Another still-experimental process to increase the resin it to pinch off
the leaf tips as soon as they appear from the time the plant is in the
seedling stage on through its entire life-span. This produces a distorted,
wrecked-looking plant which would be very difficuly to recognize as
marijuana. Of course, there is less substance to this plant, but such
wrecked creatures have been known to produve so much resin that it
crystallizes a strong hash all over the surface of the plant - might
be wise to try it on a plant or two and see what happens.
                        PLANT PROBLEM CHART
Always check the overall enviromental conditions prior to passing
judgment - soil aroung 7 pH or slightly less - plenty of water, light,
fresh air, loose soil, no water standing in pools.
        SYMPTOM                       PROBABLY PROBLEM/CURE
Larger leaves turning yellow -      Nitrogen dificiency - add
smaller leaves still green.         nitrate of soda or
                                    organic fertilizer.
Older leaves will curl at edges,    Phosphorsus dificiency -
turn dark, possibaly with a purple  add commercial phosphate.
cast.
Mature leaves develop a yellowish   Magnesium dificiency -
cast to least veinal areas.         add commercial fertilizer
                                    with a magnesium content.
Mature leaves turn yellow and then  Potassium dificiency -
become spotted with edge areas      add muriate of potash.
turning dark grey.
Cracked stems, no healthy support   Boron dificiency - add
tissue.                             any plant food containing
                                    boron.
Small wrinkled leaves with          Zinc dificiency - add
yelloish vein systems.              commercial plant food
                                    containing zinc.
Young leaves become deformed,       Molybedum dificiency -
possibaly yellowing.                use any plant food with a
                                    bit of molydbenum in it.
                         EXTRA SECTION:
                       BAD WEED/GOOD WEED
Can you turn bad weed into good weed? Surprisingly enough, the answer
to this oft-asked inquiry is, yes!
Like most other things in life, the amount of good you are going
to do relates directly to how much effort you are going to put into it.
There are no instant, supermarket products which you can spray on Kansas
catnip and have wonderweed, but there are a number of simplified,
inexpensive processes (Gee, Mr. Wizard!) thich will enhance mediocre
grass somewhat, ant there are a couple of fairly involved processes
which will do up even almost-parsley weed into something worth writing
home about.
                                   EASES
1. Place the dope in a container which allows air to enter in a restricted
fashion (such as a can with nail holes punched in its lid) and add a
bunch of dry ice, and the place the whold shebang in the freezer for a
few days. This process will add a certain amount of potency to the product,
however, this only works with dry ice, if you use normal, everyday
freezer ice, you will end up with a soggy mess...
2. Take a quantity of grass and dampen it, place in a baggie or another
socially acceptable container, and store it in a dark, dampish place
for a couple of weeks (burying it also seems to work). The grass will
develop a mold which tastes a bit harsh, a and burns a tiny bit funny,
but does increase the potency.
3. Expose the grass to the high intensity light of a sunlamp for a full
day or so. Personally, I don't feel that this is worth the effort, but
if you just spent $400 of your friend's money for this brick of
super-Colombian, right-from-the-President's-personal-stash,
and it turns out to be Missouri weed, and you're packing your bags to
leave town before the people arrive for their shares, well, you might
at least try it. Can't hurt.
4. Take the undisirable portions of our stash (stems, seeds, weak weed,
worms, etc.) and place them in a covered pot, with enough rubbing
alchol to cover everything.
Now CAREFULLY boil the mixture on an ELECTRIC stove or lab burner. DO
NOT USE GAS - the alchol is too flammable. After 45 minutes of heat,
remove the pot and strain the solids out, SAVING THE ALCOHOL.
Now, repeat the process with the same residuals, but fresh alchol.
When the second boil is over, remove the solids again, combine the two
quantities of alcohol and reboil until you have a syrupy mixture.
Now, this syrupy mixture will contain much of the THC formerly hidden
in the stems and such. One simply takes this syrup the throughly
combines it with the grass that one wishes to improve upon.
          SPECIAL SECTION ON RELATED SUBJECT MARYGIN:
Marygin is an anagram of the words marijuana and gin, as in Eli Whitney.
It is a plastic tumbler which acts much like a commercial cottin gin.
One takes about one ounce of an harb and breaks it up. This is then placed
in the Marygin and the protuding knod is roatated. This action turns
the internal wheel, which separates the grass from the debris (seeds,
stems).
It does not pulberize the grass as screens have a habit of doing and is
easily washable.
Marygin is available from:
     P.O. Box 5827
     Tuscon, Arizona 85703
     $5.00
    
     GRASS
     Edmund Scientific Company 
     555 Edscorp Building
     Barrington, New Jersy 08007
     Free Catalog is a wonder of good things for the potential grass
grower. They have an electric thermostat greenhouse for starting
plants for a mere $14.95.
Soil test kits for PH - $2.40
Al test - $9.95
Soil thermometer - $2.75
Lights which approzimate the true color balance of the sun and are
probably the most beneficial types available: 40 watt, 48 inch - 4 for
$15.75.
Indoor sun bulb, 75 or 150 watt - $5.75.
And, they have a natural growth regualtor for plants (Gibberellin) which
can change height, speed growth, and maturity, promote blossoming,
etc. Each plant reacts differently to treatment with Gibberellin...there's
no fun like experimenting - $2.00
                        SUGGESTED READING
THE CONNOISSEUR'S HANDBOOK OF MARIJUANA, Bill Drake
Straight Arrow Publishing - $3.50
625 Third Street
San Francisco, California

FLASH
P.O.Box 16098
San Fransicso, California 94116
Stocks a series of pamphlets on grass, dope manufacture, cooking.
Includes the Mary Jane Superweed series.